Jenny: This is the Nathan Cabrera emporium. He was selling really nice colour guides. I bought two at an incredible deal. I thought it was really funny when he was figuring out the price and like "Well, since we've known each other for so long, and we're so tight..."

Bastard Derek sold the one I really wanted. Bastard.

Mandi: Derek will do that. Never trust a lackey. Even if he does think you're the bees knees. What the hell does that mean, anyway?

Jenny: What do they do with people that no one really knows from Topcow? Put them at the end of the signing line, of course. and I think that Andy Kim's really preoccupied about it too. I mean, when he introduced himself to me it was as "Andy Kim, from team-tron?" And that's how he signs everything as well. Poor kid.

Mandi: Someday, man, someday. Andy Kim's gonna own Top Cow. Just you watch.

Jenny: Steve Firchow. Penciller of More Than Mortal, known for fantastic covers. I'm just not that interested in the story any more. The colouring is nice, but I don't read it when it comes in, so I'm wasting my money. And seeing how I ordered so many damned expensive things lately, More Than Mortal is pretty low on the list. I'll order the brandon Peterson cover though.

Mandi: Yeah. Pretty colors. The story and art were...lacking. Oh well. Now I can spend my money on more deserving things. Like Daredevil. Wow. Have you seen the new series, kids? The one written by Kevin Smith, fiancee of Jenny? Awesome shit.

Jenny: Pretty self explanatory, I think.

Mandi: No, in fact, it's not. This is a guy. Drawing a foot. With his foot. That is some pretty intense shit. Pretty weird, too.

Jenny: This about sums up why you don't want to wait in line for autographs, kids. I was really too sick to know anything by this time. Jim was cranky. Sarah was cranky. Moe was cranky. I was cranky. I almost got accosted by some damned people who thought I was important because I walked with Aaron for a bit. Oddities never cease.

Mandi: I thought it was pretty exciting. In a "I'm hungry, my feet hurt, get out of my face" kind of way.

Jim: I flew 3,000 miles to stand in LINE??? I need a Beer and a back rub.

Jenny: same damned face.

Mandi: Can he help it? I make that face. We're just born like that. Actually...wow. That face looks dumb. Stop making it, mikey.

Jim: Watch out Mike it's cheek pinching time WoO-WoO.

Jenny: Okay, so weird picture of Sarah eating, but gorgeous picture of Moe! I mean, she looked damned good that night anyways, and I think she looks great in this picture.

Mandi: Sarah looked like that the whole night. She just kept eating. And eating. She tried to eat moe's arm once. I was with moe when she bought that dress! Pretty, no?

Jim: You guys are so funny that's a picture of Sara after I asked her to eat the 800.00 Bill.