Jenny: Not that I usually go in for this sort of scenery picture, but I thought this was pretty cool, seeing how it was me holding my arm out the window of the hotel.

Mandi: We each must have 10 of these picures. I had several. I even scanned a few. They suck. Suck a lot. And you know why? The window only opened 6 inches. Like we were gonna jump or something. The view was nice but not as nice as in '97. Peeps, if you ever stay in the Emerald Plaza, make sure you're above 12. Overlooking the pool. Fun shit to be seen after hours.

Jenny: And this year's picture of Michael Turner's ass, ladies. Sorry, Tammy. Still none of his feet.

Mandi: None of these ever turn out. Does he have some kind of magic charm protecting his ass so we can't get a picture of it? Eerie.

Jim: For shame ladies talking that way. Ahhhh wanna buy some Vampi Pictures???

Jenny: David Wohl and Clarence Lansang. Why Clarence Lansang was up there, I'll never know. I think because he came in late, and didn't notice the rest of the Top Cows sitting in the back row. I tried to ask him a question, and David answered it for him. Nice enough though. Emailed me to apologize and such. Not that he should have, but it was nice anyways.

Allan thinks that David is funny. He might come to Orlando, and if so, he won't miss the Top Cow panel. He wants more David Wohl. But don't we all?

Mandi: I hear THAT!

Jim: David is cool I'm proud to say I'm his 4th biggest fan.

Jenny: Easily one of the nicest pictures we took. I thought that Moe looked really nice that day. I just wish I was in this picture. Sucks to be meeeeeee.

Mandi: Yeah, too bad. Next year we'll have to get someone unimportant to take the picture. Some homeless dude or something.

Jim: Wait I know how about Uncle Owen from Star Wars I bet he'll be 90 by next years show.

Jenny: Figured I'd get a picture of the Darkness moderator with the Darkness writer. Not that I sought out Malachy Coney or anything, but he was just hanging around Garth Ennis. Kinda like someone's pesky kid brother. Just hovering near the Vertigo Ennis table. Jim asked me if I wanted a picture with him. Not I. Gah, his writing. Won't I be sorry to see him go.

Mandi: I wouldn't be sorry to see him lose his fingers in a freak blender accident. Okay, so that was harsh. I just don't want this man on Darkness anymore. Or any other Top Cow books for that matter.

Jim: I was put up to it honest I swear Jen thought it would be a cute picture.

Jenny: Darick Robertson was easily one of the nicest people that was there. He did many sketches of us, and gave us nice copies of one of his pages from transmetropolitan. And he told me that I was cute. Anyone that says that gets a +1 automatically.

And he was cute too. Another +1.

I got a sketch of Spider for my boss Alex. Alex is a new diehard fan of transmetropolitan. He cried when I gave it to him. I've never felt like I did a nicer thing in my whole life.

Mandi: Cried? Wuss.

Jim: The guy flew in the night before from Italy and he was so nice to us when he could have been a grouch that's what I liked about him. That and my Spider drawing.

Jenny: Here's a picture of Top Cow's #1 lackey. My opinion of Derek has improved considerably since Orlando. He's really not so bad. Not that I think we're buddies or anything, but he's pretty swell.

Mandi: Derek is the one on the right. The guy on the left is Frank. I'm not sure if he can talk. He must be able to but I never heard him do it.