Jenny: Loosest slots. More winners. WHAT?
Mandi: I think that's a typo.
Jenny: So for a dollar you can buy a little cup of nectar and pretty birds will come and suck sugary goodness from your hand. Well worth the dollar. I like birds.
Mandi: I realized the other day that I don't. They poop on everything. No respect for those of us down here on the ground.
That doesn't seem very healthy feeding the birds thousands of pounds of sugar a year.
Jenny: I like ducks. And for a quarter you can get duck food. But too much to hold in your hand. And if you leave some food in the machine, obnoxious little kids will steal it. Bastards.
Mandi: As with birds, I have decided I don't like kids either. They poop on everything. I do, however, like to feed ducks. You get that thing goin' where you spy a little one who just isn't big or fast enough to beat the others to the food so you try your hardest to just throw to him.
Jenny: It wouldn't be a San Diego Zoo without deer. And LOTS of 'em. Although at least at the Wild Animal Park there are other animals.
Mandi: Oh look. Deer. You know after that time in '98, I just cannot stand to even think of looking at deer in a zoo.
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